Ronald McDonald Makeover

McDonald's is giving Ronald McDonald a makeover in an attempt to be "to be modern and relevant." Apparently "modern and relevant" means the mascot will have a new wardrobe consisting of items like cargo pants and vests. The clown's new wardrobe according to the press release includes yellow cargo pants and a vest "accompanied by a red-and-white striped rugby shirt." He will also be sporting a "whimsical new red blazer" and a special bowtie for special events. I HATE BOWTIES!!!!