Dear Taylor Swift: Please Stay Far, Far Away From Fishkill, NY
Before you try to come for me Swifties, let me explain! Once I do I think you'll be on board with my request.
Taylor Swift Zones in on Travis Kelce
The rumor mill has been abuzz the last few weeks when it comes to Taylor Swift's dating life. Back in April of 2023, Taylor found herself single after several years of dating actor Joe Alwyn. But she was thriving during The Eras Tour so she had no time to cry over a broken heart.
Speaking of The Eras Tour, it made a stop at Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City in July and had (much like every tour stop) tons of celebrities in attendance. One celeb-athlete in particular was super excited to be there. That star being Kansas City Chief's tight end, Super Bowl champ Travis Kelce.
After the concert, Kelce shared on his New Heights podcast (with his brother and Eagle's Center Jason Kelce) that he tried to give Swift a friendship bracelet with his number on it. Sadly, she wasn't meeting anyone before or after her shows to save her voice.
But from that point on, the internet went bananas over the possibility of the 2 stars dating. This Sunday, Swift showed up at Arrowhead Stadium in Kelce's box seats, right next to his mother Donna pretty much solidifying their relationship.
Now that it's out in the open...I have one request for the Lovers.
Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce Stay Out of Fishkill, New York
I am 100% on board with this celebrity relationship. I personally believe Kelce is the perfect person to balance out the crazy for Swift. With that being said...
Taylor. Travis. For the love of god, please STAY OUT of Fishkill, New York. If you're a diehard Swiftie, you'll understand why. But if you're not, let us refresh your memory.
In October of 2010, Taylor Swift was famously dating actor Jake Gyllenhall. The 2 were spotted picking apples at the super popular Fishkill Farms. Shortly after they were seen in Dutchess County the 2 dramatically broke up.
Famously, this breakup led to one of Taylor Swift's biggest breakup songs: All Too Well, and inspired Swift to write a line about "getting lost upstate." While I would love another breakup banger like All Too Well (Taylor's Version) (10 Minute Version), I want this relationship to work out. I know I'm not alone when I say that I'm envisioning these 2 getting married and living happily ever after. But whatever bad juju overcame Jake Gyllenhall in Fishkill needs to stay away.
Now, if Kelce and Swift want to tie the knot in the Hudson Valley and maybe do a photoshoot at Fishkill Farms...well that's a different story!
Fishkill Farms is a great date spot, just not for Taylor Swift.