Take the No Politics Talk Holiday Pledge With CJ + Jess

The holidays are here and nobody wants to talk politics at family celebrations.

Nothing can start an argument like talking politics. And who wants to argue over the holidays? Not me!

So Jess and I decided to take the political talk out of our holiday celebrations and to do that we came up with a "No Politics Talk" pledge.

After we sat around for a while yelling out ideas at each other, we came up with what we think is the pledge that every one should take before they sit down for any and all holiday dinners.

Before you start to take the pledge, be aware that it does contain some explicit, bleeped out language.

Here we are taking the pledge and feeling very patriotic.

Oh boy! Well there you have it, the official "No Politics Talk" pledge. If you are interested in taking the same pledge all you need to do is either print out this page or copy and paste it in a Word Doc.

I pledge allegiance to CJ and Jess in the morning. I (state your name) pledge to not involve myself in political talk over the holidays. I will resist any bait laid out before me. I will not say the words, Donald and or Trump, Hillary and or Clinton and if I do, I grant you permission to kick me in the baby maker.

With that being said, I will also refrain from baiting others with phrases and words such as, electoral college, emails or "Grab'em by the #&^%&."

Thank you and may God bless the Untied States of America.