A Man Shoplifts Steaks by Shoving Them in His Colostomy Bag

This probably one of the most disgusting things you will read today.

According to the Smoking Gun, 55-year-old David Hoyt from South Carolina shoplifted five packages of rib-eye steaks from a grocery store on Tuesday. By shoving them into his COLOSTOMY BAG.

If you don't know what that is, it's a bag for people with rectal problems that collects their waste as it leaks out of their body. So yes, this guy shoved the steaks into his bag of stuff.

The steaks were in their packages, and there's no word if the colostomy bag was empty or full. DOES IT MATTER?

Some employees saw David stealing the steaks and called the cops. They tracked him down at his house and arrested him for shoplifting.

The police report doesn't say what happened to the steaks.