Top 5 Dad Jokes
Father's Day is coming up on Sunday and I want to make sure that you are armed with some of the best Dad jokes of all time.
If you going to a party this weekend or maybe your having a father's day BBQ on Sunday, whatever the event is, having some of the best dad jokes will make you the star of the party.
We decided this morning that we were going to try and come up with the Top 5 dad jokes of all time. Here is what I came up with....
1. I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today. Don't worry, I'm not hurt. It was a soft drink.
2. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
3. What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.
4. Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
5. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
Son: No. What happened?
Dad: The teacher woke him up
If you have a dad joke you would like to share with us, call the show at 845-473-9431 or leave your joke on Facebook.