Best Dad Jokes of 2020

We got some great ones.

Father's Day is coming up on Sunday June 21st and to get you "locked and loaded" for your celebration, we want to make sure you have a whole bunch of dad jokes to get you though your Father's Day BBQ.

Over the years it's become sort of a tradition on Father's Day weekend on the Wakin' Up with CJ and Jess Show, it's time for our yearly "Dad Joke Off"!!!! Both Jess and I do our best to compile a few dad jokes and if you missed it on the air today, we go joke for joke, one right after another and your laughs decide who is the joke off winner.

Here are some of the jokes we fired off today....

How do you make holy water?........ You boil the hell out of it!!!!!!!

Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?..... They were cooked in Greece!!

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Jess

It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad......It's a faux pa.

What did the fisherman say to the magician?........Pick a cod, any cod.

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?......He thought he could socket to him.

Like most years, neither of us one the joke off BUT now you're "joked up" for your big daddy day celebration. We also thought we should throw in a few more to make sure you have enough laughs to last for a few BBQ's....so here are a few jokes that didn't make it on the show....

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?.....Nobody knows.

What is the least spoken language in the world?.......Sign language.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity......It's impossible to put down!

Happy Father's Day from all of us here at the Wolf!!!

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