Oscar Mayer Renaming the Weiner mobile & Here Are My Ideas
They're renaming the iconic Wienermobile and I don't think the new name cuts the mustard. I'm offering my expertise.
One thing about me is that I don't like to criticize ideas without offering an alternative. Here is a list of possible
- The Pickle Pickup
- The Relish Rocket
- The Sausage Shuttle
- The Kielbasa Carriage
- The Mustard Mobile
- The Salami Speedster
- The Chilli Cheese Chariot
- The Wiener Wagon
- The Balogna Buggy
I didn't forget about the vegans. We could also call it The Tofurkey Taxi
Do we need to change the name of the Wienie Whistle too? We can start calling it the Frank Flute, Bologna Blower or the Salami Siren.
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