This story seems like something right of a book. Maybe it'll be a movie one day...oh wait Mr and Mrs Smith comes to mind. Anyway, NASCAR driver KURT BUSCH has been ordered to stay at least 100 yards away from his ex-girlfriend, Patricia Driscoll, and not to communicate with her.

That seems like a good thing, because Kurt claims Patricia is a TRAINED ASSASSIN . . . and she's not happy with him, because she says he repeatedly smashed her head against a wall last year.

But Kurt's lawyer isn't pleased. He said he's "deeply disappointed," and added, quote, "We know that Kurt never committed an act of family violence." The judge is also forcing Kurt to be evaluated for mental health problems.

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