Should Jess Audition for The Bachelorette?

My favorite thing about the summer months are the filler tv shows. With that being said,The Bachelorette premiers with Rachel Lindsey who is an attorney from Dallas Texas and also the first African American Bachelorette. I'm so excited for this season!

Rachel was my pick to win The Bachelor this fall with Nick Viall. As we all know, Nick was the worst and picked Vanessa. Anyway, I've always wanted to be a contestant on one of these shows because I think it would be hilarious. So I went on a search on what one has to do to become a Bachelorette. Apparently, part of the process is answering questions like these:

1. Give us a dating history. Have you ever been in love? If no, why not and if yes, tell us your love story!
2. Describe your ultimate fantasy date! Do you have a favorite actor/actress?
3. What would your hometown date be like? Where would you go and who would we meet?

Honestly, how funny would it be if I was actually on the show and brought the guy to the Hudson Valley and introduced him to CJ? That would be TV GOLD! I'm looking for some back up here, should I audition for the next season of The Bachelorette?

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