A 21-year-old Saugerties man named Alix Clearwater was arrested on April 30 on a charge of criminal mischief. The reason? Flower planters had been damaged.

According to an email from the Saugerties Police Department, a homeowner realized their flower planters had been damaged and called the Saugerties police to place a report. The investigation found evidence that Alix Clearwater was responsible for the damage, police said.

While there is no confirmation of this, maybe Clearwater thought in that moment that he was either Alex Rodriguez or Yoenis Cespedes--those two guys known for their prowess with a baseball bat. Clearwater, channeling those two, maybe, when he police say he leaned out the window of the truck with a baseball bat and hit flower planters on Fish Creek Road.

Clearwater will have an opportunity to discuss his batting issues when back in court. No word if this was a first offense or if this person was trying to raise their batting average.

 


 

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